You're a little bit phony
And you try a bit too hard
I'm a little bit lonely
And I wonder who you are
Maybe you're someone brilliant
If not I still don't mind
I'm on a grand adventure
With my friend the great pretender
We can do anything we want
In your corduroy flares
With your Led Zeppelin hair
And your nonchalance
You hide how much you really care
You drink your Irish whiskey
Through lips I wish would kiss me
I'm on a grand adventure
With my friend the great pretender
We can do anything we want
Anywhere, anytime
And now my happiness is your happiness
Is happy, happy
