JOHN AND BETTY GO TO L.A.
TO BUY THE L.A. FOOTBALL TEAM
JOHN AND BETTY GO TO L.A.
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY IN JOHN & BETTY'S DREAM?
BUT THEY'RE ROOTIN' FOR MILWAUKEE
'COS MILWAUKEE ARE THE TOPS
BUT L.A. FOOTBALL'S GOIN CHEAP
SO THE ROOTIN HAS TO STOP
JOHN AND BETTY GO TO L.A.
HEY! THEY'RE WEIRD KIDS,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
JOHN AND BETTY GO TO L.A.
TO BUY THE L.A. FOOTBALL TEAM
BUT THEY'RE ROOTIN' FOR MILWAUKEE
'COS MILWAUKEE ARE THE TOPS
BUT L.A. FOOTBALL'S GOIN CHEAP
SO THE ROOTIN HAS TO STOP
BUT I'M BUILDING AN IGLOO IN THE SAHARA
'COS ITS SNOWING INSIDE MY SAUNA
I FEEL LIKE AN ESKIMO IN EGYPT
BUT MY DESERTS ARE COVERED IN FAUNA
YEAH! ITS JOHN & BETTY
THEY AREN'T GETTIN ANY!!