1. Well no one could understand it
Why I messed around with you
But they weren’t on the receiving end
Of the things you used to do
An iron fist in a velvet glove
I only wanted you for loe
But ooh what a drag I ain’t got a tail to wag
But ooh what a drag I ain’t got a tail to wag
2. Well there was mirrors on the ceiling
Fur rugs upon the floor
And there was everything to turn me on
Until I couldn’t ask for more
Yo’d dress me up (just for a joke?)
Then rip it off in a single stroke
But now ooh what a drag, I ain’t got a tail to wag
But now ooh what a drag, I ain’t got a tail to wag
3;Well you couldn't call him pretty
But he's every inch a man
I love it when he’s hard and mean
‘Cos he’s got a loving hand
But all good things come to an end
And one of us was on the bend
Ooh what a drag, I ain't got a tail to wag
Ooh what a drag, I ain't got a tail to wag
