If it wasn't for a little bit of bad once in a while,
We wouldn't know when to smile now would we?
If we didn't occasionally lose now and then,
It wouldn't feel so damn good to win now would it?
If you never ever been in a pinch with the law,
You shouldn't be talking 'bout law and order at all
If you don't know what it feels like when that billy club falls,
You shouldn't be talking 'bout law and order at all,
You shouldn't be talking at all.
This here's just a crazy little ramblin' song,
You can sing it in bunches or you can sing it alone.
But if you're like me and you have trouble remembering lines,
Here's a simple way to sing it,
You just hum and stay on time,
Humming and keeping time.